FUNNY STORIES CHAPTER 1

MANY YEARS AGO WHEN BRI SLUTCHER STARTED WITH THE U.K.SUBS THE SUBS WENT TO ARGENTINA TO PLAY SEVERAL SHOWS AND DO SOME TV AND RADIO INTERVIEWS , THE BAND WHERE OUT THERE FOR JUST OVER A WEEK PLAYING PACKED OUT SHOWS AND GENERALLY BEING SPOILT BY THE WONDERFUL PEOPLE OF ARGENTINA.THE BAND WHERE BEING FERRIED AROUND IN STRETCH LIMOS AND LIVING THE LIFE OF ROCK STARS.

ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH THE IR STAY IN ARGENTINA THE LADS GOT A WELL DESERVED DAY OFF FROM THEIR INTERVIEWS AND GIGS AND IN TRUE STYLE SLUTCHER VOLUNTEERED HIS SERVICES TO THE REST OF THE SUBS AND IN TRUE NORTHREN ENGLAND STYLE WENT TO DO THE BOOZE RUN TO THE LOCAL OFF LICENCE.AFTER STEPPING OUT OF THE HOTEL SLUTCHER NOTICED PEOPLE POINTING AND WAVING,CARS BEEPING THEIR HORNS, AND CHILDREN SHOUTING HIS NAME. F*** ME THOUGHT SLUTCHER IM FAMOUS, SLUTCHER CARRIED ON HIS JOURNEY TO THE BOOZE SHOP,BUT HAS HE CARRIED ON HE NOTICED A LARGE CROWD OF PEOPLE FOLLOWING HIM,TAKING PICTURES,FILMING HIM WITH VIDEO CAMERAS,PEOPLE ASKING HIM FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH,BY THIS TIME IT WAS SURPRISING THAT HE COULD ACTUALLY FIT HIS HEAD DOWN THE STREET,HE FINALLY GOT TO THE SHOP AND STEPPED INSIDE WITH A SWAGGER,HE GOT THE BEER AND HEADED OUT OF THE SHOP.ONCE OUT OF THE SHOP HE NOTICED THE CROWD OF NOW 150 TO 200 PEOPLE WHERE STILL THERE. BRI PUT HIS SUNGLASSES ON AND STARTED HEADING BACK TO THE HOTEL WITH THE CROWD HOT ON HIS HEELS,

ALL OF A SUDDEN HE HAD VANISHED, WAS THIS MAGIC? NO IT WAS NOT, SLUTCHER HAD FELL DOWN A MAN HOLE IN THE CENTRE OF THE STREET SMASHING ALL THE BEER, AND SCRAPING ALL THE SKIN BACK FROM HIS ANKLES TO HIS KNEES,THE CROWD ROARED WITH LAUGHTER AND SLUTCHER GOT BACK TO THE HOTEL WITH A WET PLASTIC BAG CONTAINING BROKEN GLASS,(AND A BROKEN EGO)